The stick doesn’t need to be relevant

The stick is cool being a stick. At all times it is a stick and it can always do stick things. It doesn’t get restless and say it wants to be something other than a stick. If nothing is going on, it can chill.

You see people saying crazy things because they have main character syndrome and think they have to say something. So they say things that are sad and angry and hilariously not true.

The stick has no such problem. The stick is the one with real main character syndrome because it think being a stick is the only thing worth being so it doesn’t be anything else.

To recall this sense of chill, get the American Stick Desktop model. It is only what it is, at all times. You will vibe together.

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